Let me share some jokes/riddles with you.
1.Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Perry.
Perry who?
Perilously close to the rocks.
2.Where is the English channel，Alec？asked the geography teacher.
Don't ask me,Sir,said Alec.We can only get BBC1 on our TV.
3.Can anyone give me the exampleof a double negative?asked the English teacher.Alec?
I don't know none,sir.
Excellent.
4.What lies in a cot and wobbles?
A jelly baby.
5.What music do bulls like best?
Cow-lypsco music.
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