Jokes and riddles

Let me share some jokes/riddles with you.
1.Knock,knock.
Who's there?
Perry.
Perry who?
Perilously close to the rocks.
2.Where is the English channel，Alec？asked the geography teacher.
Don't ask me,Sir,said Alec.We can only get BBC1 on our TV.
3.Can anyone give me the exampleof a double negative?asked the English teacher.Alec?
I don't know none,sir.
Excellent.
4.What lies in a cot and wobbles?
A jelly baby.
5.What music do bulls like best?
Cow-lypsco music.

Morning Blues

This morning was the worst one of my life!I was wearing my socks and shoes when the clock showed ten minutes past six!Oh my goodness! I hadn't expect myself to be so late!I hastily took my bag and dashed out of the door.I ran and ran and didn't look back.Phew,I've finally made it to the station.Luckily for me,the bus was waiting for me.Good thing I've arrived in the nick of the time.

The Worst Day Of My School Years

My classmate Keryn is so infuriating!This is the umpteenth time she had angered me!We were doing IT project when she started grumbling about me.When I called for help
for my work(I am quite clusmy with computers),she even made comments in an annoying tone. The last straw is:she hit the computer so hard that it went off!I was really like.......KILLING HER!!!!She just pouted her mouth and asked,"Not happy?!Get out lah!"And now, I am posting this post in another computer.How frustrating to be with that girl!

Hi!

Hi,my name is Sam Li Ying (You can address me as Stephanie too).I live with my parents and sister.I study in Anderson Primary School.